my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy”
UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK
THIS IS MY SHIT.
(Brief) “What’s wrong with you girls?! Haven’t you learned your lesson about how petty your squabbling is?”(Panty and Stocking) “Shut the fuck up!”
Sometimes I love being seen as politically incorrect by Tumblr just to give the best of site’s cultural and political crowd a chance to think. Am I saying something because my views are THAT off to their own? Am I saying them just to get attention? Or am I just saying them to tick people off so they use their brain?
I won’t tell, because by just doing this I’ve made you think, and when that happens my work is done.
I won’t tell, because by just doing this I’ve made you think, and when that happens my work is done.
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| — | A Sharp Tongue’d viewpoint (via xeno-the-sharp-tongue) |
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
WHERE IS THIS PLACE
I MUST GO THERE
Here you are, Tumblr! (Thanks, JJ!)
… I want to go there and roll my face in their food. Holy shit.
Holy shit
A video gamed bar with Fallout menus and
gsdjgiosjgsdhio
and portal
angoidsg
and
sdgdsgs MY SOUL
EVERYBODY GET IN THE CAR, TIME FOR A ROAD TRIP
